Today’s generation does things with planning and same goes for the baby.
Are you annoyed by the questions asked by relatives after the marriage that when you are planning a baby and then this article is for you
1. Ho Bhi Gya, You Don’t Know
Oh sorry, I didn’t want you to be there on my baby shower so I didn’t send you the invitation. Sarcastically Give them the taste of their own medicine.
2. Planning to Adopt
There are lots of orphan children in India so we are planning to adopt one. This one would be the perfect answer to ignore the question for a long time.
3. Our pet is sufficient for now
Actually, India comes second in world population so we aren’t really planning for a baby right now.
5. On the way
He is on the way he will be here any moment here. People literally think while asking this question as baby will be out any moment.
6. When Trump’s presidency will end
I feel India is unsafe in trump’s presidency he is a crazy guy you don’t know when he might turn against India.
7. After the invention of robotic nanny
I am not very responsible kind of person so need a safe assistance that can take care of the baby while I am out on work or for shopping. So I think robot nanny would be perfect for the job.
8. When I will learn how to cook
A baby needs to be feed after every two hours so a parent should know how to cook. Then only they will be able to feed the baby.
9. Actually, I am ok with porn
For now, I am ok with porn maybe the day I will be with my partner I will plan. Being a badass is not always bad, is it?
10. I wish, I knew
At times people face problem in conceiving so people actually don’t know so simply tell them you don’t know.
So these are some of the ways in which you can avoid this question and its completely your call to give a badass, funny or general response.
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